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Songs of the Week 01/20/2023
Only the spiciest posts for my most loyalest parasocial Toddlings.
Songs of the Week 01/13/2023
I may write like a sadboy, but I refuse to be the saddest boyest out there. "Heart-Shaped Box" was almost on this list, you know. I spared you all from that. Nihilistic ennui is overrated. Like, maybe ennui should all go touch some grass. Ever think about that?
Songs of the Week Annual Review 2022 (Because Someone Needs To Keep Spotify Honest)
I figured now was as good an opportunity as any to enter my own dark horse into the streaming music recap race—a real homegrown replay/wrapped situation. So, as 2022 comes to a close (four days into 2023), let's take a look back at the music that defined my year, and that probably didn't define yours, but here you are, reading about it. Don't think about it too much.
Songs of the Week 12/30/2022
Buckle up, kids, I'm airing out all of my flammable takes while we're still in holiday limbo so I can start this new year pure and angelic. The puffy, white, cartoon gloves are off, and honestly, they're not going back on, because that character design harkens back to blackface performances. Did you know that? Yea. I just shotgun sprayed your childhood, and I'm not even sorry for it. That's right, yea, and this is just the beginning. Ten-thirty, no mercy.
Songs of the Week 12/23/2022
This color scheme was entirely coincidental, by the way. Christmas finds a way.
Das Magdeburger Einhorn
but the truth tucks twisted thumbs between your cage of ribs. we won't make it through this year.
Songs of the Week 12/16/2022
Maybe I should drop out of school and make Minecraft lore videos. Will my art finally be accepted by wider society?
Songs of the Week 12/02/2022
Here we are, and without even touching twitter! Bet I'm missing out on a good time over there, though.
Songs of the Week 11/25/2022
What's that? A Songs of the Week without one single mention of Kate Bush? You know I can't let that happen. She's still going in the tags.
Morbius™️: the Living Vampire! (Termite to Tumbleweed)
A retrospective on that fateful, August day that made the world morb still.
Songs of the Week 11/18/2022
I'm 'boutta write ten bestsellers like Margaret Atwood slam-dunking on the red wave's graves. How d'you like them clichés?
Songs of the Week 10/28/2022
Happy Halloween, everyone. Here's the most colorful song aesthetic I could put together in the spirit of the season. Planning ahead? Never heard of her.
Songs of the Week 10/21/2022
To be clear: I do NOT endorse Fleetwood Mac or any Fleetwood Mac-based tomfoolery. I don't care if they're good, they're a bunch of drama queens that all cheated on each other and then stayed in a band together.
